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Canadian Diary

Did you know that Canadians are sorry about everything?

Canadian Diary thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Recording Canadian moments in your daily diary

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Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Everyone should keep someone else's diary. - Oscar Wilde

Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. - David Sedaris

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit. - Enoch Powell

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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