Canadian Drive-Thru
Timmy's is a Canadian cowpoke tradition
Time for a coffee break home on the range
QuotaBillsHas Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright
Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick
How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro
Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski
Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda