Canadian Lemmings

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon