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Cultural etiquette: the final showdown of manners

Canadian Lemmings thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Canadian Manners and Etiquette - Guide to Canada, eh

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What once were vices are manners now. - Seneca

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Gratitude goes far beyond saying 'thank you.' When we are grateful, we affirm that a source of goodness exists in our lives. - Robert A Emmons

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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