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Cold package delivery in the Moistwest Territories

Canadian Mail thanks to Jillian Hannigan

So, how cold was it for mail carriers last week?

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If: A two-letter word for futility - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Today's comics use 4-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. - Red Skelton

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I am bewildered by the thousands of strange people who write me letters. They do not know me. Why do they do that? - Greta Garbo

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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