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Cold package delivery in the Moistwest Territories

Canadian Mail thanks to Jillian Hannigan

So, how cold was it for mail carriers last week?

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Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Today's comics use 4-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. - Red Skelton

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

I would rather write 10,000 notes than a single letter of the alphabet. - Ludwig van Beethoven

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C S Lewis


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