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Canadian Nativity Scene

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Canadian Nativity Scene thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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