Canadian Nativity Scene

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman