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Canadian Nativity Scene

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Canadian Nativity Scene thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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