QuotaBillsCanada is hockey. - Mike Weir
Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr
Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson
In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry
I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey
My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr
Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles