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Canada - the home of cold storage parking

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


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