Canadian Parking

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman