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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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