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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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