QuotaBillsAfford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton
I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers
In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman