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This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did. - Gregory Nunn

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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