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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies


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