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Canadian Trap

How to capture Canadian hockey browsers

Canadian Trap thanks to Jerry VanHorne

The trap - used by Canadian breweries to gain market share

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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