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Canadian Trap

How to capture Canadian hockey browsers

Canadian Trap thanks to Jerry VanHorne

The trap - used by Canadian breweries to gain market share

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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