QuotaBillsHockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown
Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward
Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey
Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay
People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels
My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt
Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman