QuotaBillsHockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary
Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux
Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey
To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin
Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky
Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin
The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry
By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay
People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels
Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles