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Car-Eating Cow

Sign that it’s the Hungry Season Down Under

Car-Eating Cow thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Beware of large bovines on Australian roads

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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

Persist as resolutely as you persist in eating. - Maori Saying

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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