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Car-Eating Cow

Sign that it’s the Hungry Season Down Under

Car-Eating Cow thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Beware of large bovines on Australian roads

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Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well. - Willi Hastings

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The chief pleasure in eating does not consist in costly seasoning, or exquisite flavor, but in yourself. - Horace

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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