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Car-Eating Cow

Sign that it’s the Hungry Season Down Under

Car-Eating Cow thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Beware of large bovines on Australian roads

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The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Mealtime: When youngsters sit down to continue eating - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Back Four Seconds: What a clock does when it's hungry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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