QuotaBillsNever insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay