QuotaBillsFjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair
Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright