QuotaBillsThe painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock
I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown
Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle
Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent
A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel
Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso
The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol
Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney
The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright
A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner
Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow
I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh
If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes
I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson
When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump
Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso
At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison
I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King
It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright