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So that's why no one parked there before

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Finding a dry parking spot on a freezing winter day

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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