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So that's why no one parked there before

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Finding a dry parking spot on a freezing winter day

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns


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