Cat Converter

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen