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I'm obsessed with sushi. - Emma Roberts

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

Sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. - Kate Beckinsale

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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