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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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