Cheap Birthday Card
A birthday greeting to hold on to
Inspiring ideas for your Birthday
QuotaBillsLet them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk