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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com