QuotaBillsOrganic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell