QuotaBillsPayday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown