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Cholla Claws

Do jumping cholla cactus really jump?

Do not be deceived in the Arizona Desert! Although Cholla cactus are small, they are very painful. Each needle is sharp and has hundreds of microscopic scales.
Cholla Claws thanks to Barry McCartney

Now I know why tequila was invented...

The “Jumping Cholla” (Cylindropuntia Fulgida, also known as the “Hanging Chain Cholla” and “Teddy Bear Cholla”) is a Cholla cactus native to the Southwestern United States and Sonora, Mexico. Better to visit a Desert Botanical Garden for a safer place to learn more about prickly natives.

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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

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