QuotaBillsLaugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo
The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus
Never give up until the last ball falls. - Unknown
Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace
Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've never met a popcorn ball I didn't like. - Deb Caletti
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker
Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud
The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding
Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown
The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman
There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown
When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill
When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein
We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash
The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies
Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon
Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio