Christmas Balls

The ball doesn't know how old I am. - Martina Navratilova

Never give up until the last ball falls. - Unknown

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio