Christmas Lottery Gift

Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Fruitcake: The gift that keeps on giving - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Restitution: The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest. - Ambrose Bierce

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa