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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume
Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton
Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. - Suzanne Somers
Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare
A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor
Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri
How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner
Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn
The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire
It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou
You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren
Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks
The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson
Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia