Christmas Lottery Gift

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. - Suzanne Somers

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia