ChristMoose Tree
Merry Moosemas
Perfect Christmas tree for Redneck hunters
QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson