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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Heista La Vista: Steal a panorama - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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