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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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