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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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