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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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