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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley


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