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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift


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