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Coffin Escape

Making a quick exit before the final curtain call

Coffin Escape thanks to Mike King

Is someone coughin' in your coffin?

Coffin Escape thanks to Mike King

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The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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