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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums. - Robin Williams

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

I hate to spread rumours - but what else can one do with them? - Amanda Lear

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. - Mother Teresa

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley


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