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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums. - Robin Williams

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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