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Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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