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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

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I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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