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Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

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The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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