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Cold Books

A cold bookstore promotes the enjoyment of reading

Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Make ample time to read for enjoyment and pleasure

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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