Cold Books

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal