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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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