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Cold Books

A cold bookstore promotes the enjoyment of reading

Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Make ample time to read for enjoyment and pleasure

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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