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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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