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Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump