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While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

Happiness depends on how life strikes you than on what happens. - Andy Rooney

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. - Rodney Dangerfield

You have to become the kind of person who deserves the life you want. - Brianna Wiest

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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