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Computer Memory Family

Time lapse from diskette to flash drive

Computer Memory Family thanks to Francis Turner

Passing on memory of computer genealogy

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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me, and who was not nice to me. - Russell Peters


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