Computer Memory Family

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco