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Computer Memory Family

Time lapse from diskette to flash drive

Computer Memory Family thanks to Francis Turner

Passing on memory of computer genealogy

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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor. - James Howell

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

The true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can. - Rita Mae Brown

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me, and who was not nice to me. - Russell Peters


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