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Construction Clouds

Digger clears the sky for a sunny day ahead

Construction Clouds thanks to Larysa Gamula

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The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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