Cooking For Guys
Cookbook for a bachelor's kitchen
Meal recipe for a bachelor: (A) simple, (b) quick, and (C) lots of it
QuotaBillsThat guy is a blackbuster. - Archie Bunker
Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown
Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown
Heckler: A guy who ribs you the wrong way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin
You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs
If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith
I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
Here's a last bequest: I don't want that guy sayin' my last urology. - Archie Bunker
In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor
The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx
A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza
I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott
I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman
They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that's all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain't ready to be pasteurized! - Archie Bunker
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns
This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega