Cooking For Guys

That guy is a blackbuster. - Archie Bunker

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles