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Cooking For Guys

Cookbook for a bachelor's kitchen

Cooking For Guys thanks to Howard Chapman

Meal recipe for a bachelor: (A) simple, (b) quick, and (C) lots of it

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Heroes: What a guy in a canoe does - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Here's a last bequest: I don't want that guy sayin' my last urology. - Archie Bunker

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

All guys are scared of each other, didn't you know that? I'm not the only one. We're all born afraid. - Cornell Woolrich

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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