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Cooking For Guys

Cookbook for a bachelor's kitchen

Cooking For Guys thanks to Howard Chapman

Meal recipe for a bachelor: (A) simple, (b) quick, and (C) lots of it

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Hunger is a good cook. - Proverb

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

One can say everything best over a meal. - George Eliot

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

All guys are scared of each other, didn't you know that? I'm not the only one. We're all born afraid. - Cornell Woolrich

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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