QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz