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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Never confuse movement with action. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

We have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed. - Robert Frost

We often confuse what we wish for with what is. - Neil Gaiman

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

I have lived a long, pointless and confused life. - Noam Chomsky

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

It's amazing how confused and distracted and misdirected so many people are. - Stephen Covey

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien