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Ikea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Never confuse movement with action. - Ernest Hemingway

We have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

We often confuse what we wish for with what is. - Neil Gaiman

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

I have lived a long, pointless and confused life. - Noam Chomsky

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Change is not always progress. A fever of newness has been everywhere confused with the spirit of progress. - Henry Ford

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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