Cosmetic Car

I am an optimistic lady. - Julie Andrews

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker