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Cut-Off Deadline

Running out of time - holding on to the last minute

Cut-Off Deadline thanks to Mel Hardman

Time Management - Learn better ways to manage your time

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Killing Time: Suicide on the installment plan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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