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Cut-Off Deadline

Running out of time - holding on to the last minute

Cut-Off Deadline thanks to Mel Hardman

Time Management - Learn better ways to manage your time

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Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

There is a period of life when we go backwards as we advance. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. - Arthur Ashe

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time. - Homer Simpson

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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