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Cut-Off Deadline

Running out of time - holding on to the last minute

Cut-Off Deadline thanks to Mel Hardman

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals. - H.L. Mencken

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right. - Casey Stengel

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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