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Cut-Off Deadline

Running out of time - holding on to the last minute

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Hackchoo: When you sneeze and cough at the same time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Come what may, time and hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

When you run the marathon, you run against the distance, not against the other runners and not against the time. - Haile Gebrelassie

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Lots of time you have to pretend to join a parade in which you are really not interested in order to get where you're going. - Christopher Morley

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep


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