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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

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Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker


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