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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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