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Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Back Four Seconds: What a clock does when it's hungry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias


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