Days Of The Week Socks

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com