Days Of The Week Socks

Holy: What my old socks are - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com