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Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

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Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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