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Debt Sentence

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Debt Sentence thanks to Wayne Nowazek

We'll keep on schooling 'til debt do us part

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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