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Debt Sentence

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Debt Sentence thanks to Wayne Nowazek

We'll keep on schooling 'til debt do us part

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Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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