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Deer Hitchhiker

A deer way to learn about motorcycle safety

Deer Hitchhiker thanks to Mike King

Beware what lies around the bend

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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