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Describe Yourself

Word Search puzzle to find your true identity

Describe Yourself thanks to joe-kster

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Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success. - Drake

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

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