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Describe Yourself

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Describe Yourself thanks to joe-kster

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Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you. - Mary Little

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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