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Describe Yourself

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Describe Yourself thanks to joe-kster

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


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