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Describe Yourself

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Describe Yourself thanks to joe-kster

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Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

There are two kinds of success: initial and ultimate. - Winston Churchill

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed. - Emily Dickinson

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated. - Henry Rollins

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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