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Describe Yourself

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Describe Yourself thanks to joe-kster

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

While there is life there is hope. - Cicero

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen


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