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Dinosaur Bowling

Sign of a non-extinct sport

Dinosaur Bowling thanks to Tom Murphy

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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy


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