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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias


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