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Disney Rejection Letter

Hiring Practices of Highly Successful Organizations

Disney Rejection Letter thanks to Barry McCartney

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Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields


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