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Criminal Lawer: A redundancy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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