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Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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