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DJ Birthday

A DJ's music mixer inspired from the kitchen

DJ Birthday thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How DJ's get a good mix to their music selection

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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham


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