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DJ Birthday

A DJ's music mixer inspired from the kitchen

DJ Birthday thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How DJ's get a good mix to their music selection

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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