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DJ Birthday

A DJ's music mixer inspired from the kitchen

DJ Birthday thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How DJ's get a good mix to their music selection

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Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden


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