Dog Tired After Work

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel