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Dog Tired After Work
Some days just aren't long enough
Alfred the Great used to send his sons out with his hunting dogs
Dog tired is an old English phrase meaning to be physically exhausted. It's derived from an old tale of Alfred the Great who used to send his sons out with his kennels of hunting dogs. Whichever of his sons (Athelbrod or Edwin) were able to catch more of the hounds would gain their father's right hand side at the dinner table that evening. These chases would leave them 'dog-tired”' yet merry at their victory. (Wiktionary)
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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde
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Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
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How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates
When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain
The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
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The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
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It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw
It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar
Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci
Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown
Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno
Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin
In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno
Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine
I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett
Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman
Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg
Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben
How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates
When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain
The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias
Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw
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