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Dog Tired After Work

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Dog Tired After Work thanks to Doug Spencer

Alfred the Great used to send his sons out with his hunting dogs

Dog tired is an old English phrase meaning to be physically exhausted. It's derived from an old tale of Alfred the Great who used to send his sons out with his kennels of hunting dogs. Whichever of his sons (Athelbrod or Edwin) were able to catch more of the hounds would gain their father's right hand side at the dinner table that evening. These chases would leave them 'dog-tired”' yet merry at their victory. (Wiktionary)

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

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Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

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Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

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Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

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The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

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The whale enjoys the sea,
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It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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